Alvin even counts for a while when he starts treating Paris like crap and goes overboard.

Ted also counts, for his persistent bullying of Alvin.

On top of that, having the nerve to be upset, even angry when he hears that she dated someone else when they were done? He definitely qualifies. Cheating on Paris and then reappearing out of the blue to reclaim her without appearing the least bit remorseful counts.

Hypocrite: So it's perfectly fine for Dru to cheat on Paris (and lie about it, no less), but as soon as he learns that Paris has a new boyfriend, he gets upset and even raises his hand to her when she tries to explain herself.

Hidden Depths Paris, who wants to be a singer-songwriter.

Female Gaze: The camera really loves Paris.

He eventually does a Heel≯ace Turn when he realizes he actually lost more than he gained in his pursuit to be popular.

FaceHeel Turn: Alvin turns into a jerkass when he and Paris's agreement reach an end.

Drives Like Crazy: Seriously Paris, didn't anyone teach you not to flip out on your boyfriend and drive at the same time?.

He walks on her pool's water to get to her when she beckons for him, but is quickly snapped out of reality when he falls in.

Daydream Surprise: Alvin fantasizes about kissing Paris.

Understandably, no one wants to give him one.

In one of the first scenes of the movie, one of Alvin's friends tells Alvin that he isn't masturbating enough, to which his other friend responds by saying he doesn't have that problem, while reaching for a fist bump.

A Date with Rosie Palms: When Paris tells Alvin he's been feeling himself too much, not understanding the phrase 'feeling yourself,' he immediately gets defensive and snaps, 'Who told you that?'.

Alvin's father has the sex talk with him and provided him condoms to demonstrate how to rip the wrapper.

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